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So sexual-massage, yeah? It’s like a massage, but spicy, innit. Them hands ain’t just kneadin’ ya back - they’re goin’ *places*, fam. Little-known fact - back in ancient times, them Chinese emperors was gettin’ these rubs to “balance their chi” or summat. Probs just an excuse to get freaky, haha! Makes me laff thinkin’ about some posh git in a robe tryna play it cool while he’s all oiled up.

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Man, what a day! I swear, being a machine milking operator in Noordwijk-Binnen is like riding a rollercoaster with no seatbelt. So, I wake up, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already dragging my feet. I live on the edge of the Dijkweg, and lemme tell ya, that street is like a racetrack in the morning. Cars zooming past like they’re late for a meeting or something. Chill, people!

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